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1. The Funniest Joke in the world:-

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.

He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”

Author Spike Milligan 1951

Proclaimed the funniest joke in the world by researcher Richard Wiseman of the University of Heartforshire, the purposes of the research included discovering the joke that had the widest appeal and understanding among different cultures, demographics and countries.

2.  Q. What is the difference between a misfortune and a disaster?

A. A great difference. For example, a goat is walking across  a bridge, looses its footing and falls into the river. That is a misfortune but not a disaster. But if an airplane carrying the whole of the government crashes and everybody is killed, that is a disaster, but no misfortune.

3.  Q. What is a point of view?

A. When a man’s horizons narrow to a single point, he calls this his point of view.

from Russia Dies Laughing   Editor Z. Dolgopolova 1982

 

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